Friday, 15 July 2011

Work in progress #3

Now I have two feet and legs.
(Digits will be replaced/added later.)
I have begun work on the underbelly:


I think I will have to seriously consider the centre of gravity of this artistic work.
I will also need to go and buy some glue.

"Two more packs of Swan Vestas matches, please ... and a tube of UHU!"

Work in progress #2

Now, about that 3-dimensional swan:
I have made a start with one foot.



Three toes point forwards, one backwards.
I believe there should be a fifth digit, (perhaps vestigial,) somewhere higher up the limb that remains to be constructed.
The other foot should be easy.

I will enrol for a course in avian anatomy tomorrow.

I googled for an image of the real thing:


These birds can break an arm with one swipe of their wing.
I was very frightened, so I searched again and found this:


Now I am petrified!

Must go to the shops now; I've run out of matches.

Thursday, 14 July 2011

Experiment

Embed codes seem to have stopped working from youtube, so I thought I'd try this one ...
Beware - adult content!



It works!

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Work in progress #1

I seem to have acquired a considerable collection of empty match boxes.
I was wondering how to use them creatively.
Here's my first attempt ...


I AM A SWAN!!!

Eventually I hope to make this three-dimensional, but I will have to burn a few more matches first.

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

On Being Whelmed ...

Today I have been considering this word:
Overwhelmed.


Some of us have been there, and there is a credible dictionary definition.

If you watch the Eurovision Song Contest, you might be underwhelmed.
Now, that last word does not appear in my English dictionary, but spell-check seems happy with it.

My question is: what is this verb ‘to whelm’?
That’s not in my dictionary either, and it is unrecognisable by spell-check.

I think it might be good to be continuously whelmed, don’t you?
Or, maybe, just occasionally.

More about trains ...

I like travelling by rail.
I always have.
Here is how I used to travel to school on a 101 class DMU:


(OK, that image is just of a model, but it is in the correct livery for the time …
and - just admire the immaculate track-work!)
I did not need to be at high speed.

Today I listened to a discussion on The Jeremy Vine Show.
(BBC, Radio 2.)
The proposed high-speed link between London and Birmingham will have a journey time of 45 minutes.


Wow, that’s impressive!
But the train won’t stop anywhere between the two termini.
“What use is that to someone who lives in the Chilterns?” asked one subscriber.

Anyway, why do people need to travel between two modern cities so rapidly?
In this age of advanced communication technology, who needs to go anywhere?
What about the telephone, fax, email and internet-based video links that facilitate near-instantaneous communication?
I accept that face-to-face meetings are sometimes necessary, but how many such meetings won’t wait until tomorrow?
Perhaps there are precious things/objects/documents that need to be delivered from hand to hand, and signatures required.
Fine, but what’s the rush?

Naturally, there will be the occasional wedding, funeral or family gathering that you feel obliged to attend.
You don’t have to do ‘day-return to Birmingham, please,’ do you?
(Particularly if the event is in some remote corner of Essex.)
You do your research, factor in your journey-time, and, if necessary, book a room at Premier Inn:



I live in a village on the outskirts of a provincial city on the South coast of England.
There is a railway station in the village, but half the trains don’t stop there, so we have an hourly service throughout the day, and two-hourly in the evening.
Here’s my magnificent local station:


It is worth visiting Bosham just to admire this fine architecture.

Occasionally I need to visit my dentist whose premises are in another village - three stations down the line. That train journey takes 14 minutes, and the timetable is usually reliable. Of course, because of an hourly service, I usually arrive at my dentist well before the appointment.
I don’t find that a problem because my dentist has a delightful receptionist who offers me coffee:


Oh, look, it's Tracey again - if she plays her cards right, she can have me!

Then I have to get home, and that often involves hanging around a drafty station, (that has no facilities,) for a bladder-challenging period of time.

I don’t need to go to London at the speed of sound.
I need a local transport system that operates frequently, on time, and stops where I need to be.

I don’t really care how long it takes
… as long as there’s a loo!

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

I Never Knew That ...

Now, there was I looking on the web for a song: 'I Wonder as I Wander'.
I always considered it to be traditional, but ...
Google came up with one John Jacob Niles, (1892 - 1980.)
Here he is:



I pursued this link http://www.john-jacob-niles.com/music.htm and discovered that Mr. Niles claims to have collected a snippet of the song in 1933 from an impoverished 'unwashed blond' girl, whom he reports to have been 'very lovely'.
Her name was Annie Morgan.
Perhaps she appeared thus:


JJN was clearly enchanted.
What man wouldn't be if she looked like that?
He claims to have added additional verses.
If you click on the above link, hit the 'play' option, and fast-forward to about 2min. 37secs, you will hear him sing and play it.
I was not engaged by the peculiar voice, and I continue to question the origin.
I have a book that simply entitles the piece 'Appalachian Carol', credited 'trad.', with no mention of JJN.

I continued in my search and came across a youtube post of another of JJN's recordings:
http://youtu.be/fMO-b8FM2OE
(The embed code seems to be corrupt.)
This is truly delightful.