A few weeks ago my wife insisted on purchasing a wild bird feeding station. It looked something like this...
Initially the parts didn't fit together properly but after three return visits to the garden centre, we managed to plant it.
After one week it had germinated and looked thus ...
Notice the miraculous appearance of coconut shells and various devices for holding seed and peanuts.
Notice also - no birds!
I suggested taking the thing back for a refund since it clearly didn't work.
After a further week we witnessed this ...
This solitary bird didn't know how to use the device. I tried to show it, but it flew away.
Once again I urged my wife to return the product to the retailer as it seemed unfit for purpose.
YESTERDAY ...
Avian war broke out!
I will take this thing back myself.
I don't just want a refund;
I demand compensation for disturbance of my peace !
1 comment:
What a shame that the birds in your locale are all so fat & well fed that they don't need to solve a puzzle that will ensure a decent feed.
If only I was as well nourished. Please wait while I figure out how I am to fly from here to there in order to make a succulent gain.
GPS co-ordinates would help.
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