Swan Vestas matches aren't what they used to be!
1. They scatter sparks in unpredictable directions causing tale-telling burn marks, (as evidence of your disgusting habit,) in whatever clothing you are wearing.
2. "Average contents - 85." I have never counted them but, by the time you've ignited 32, the striking surface on the box has worn out!
I think I'll chop off the ends, discard the box, and take up matchstick modelling ...
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