Oh, Susannah!

Here is my extraterrestrial friend successfully confusing some stupid people.

Some participants might be available for gigs. Others will gratefully accept money (preferably of the folded variety) to stay away.

Introduction

Greetings, bloggers, this is me (I?) posing as an unlikely creature in the middle of a field of lavender somewhere near where I live.

Can you see me yet? I'm in the middle.

"Over here!" I cry.

My insignificant being goes unheard and, lest my memory is lost for all time, I've created a 'blog'!

"What's the theme?" a friend asked. Well, nothing really, just a diary/scrapbook of disordered thoughts captured during ephemeral intervals of consciousness.