Tuesday 11 May 2010

It's all our fault ...

This evening Right Hon. Gordon Brown, ex-prime minister, publically took full personal responsibility for losing the general election.




It was a gracious, articulate and dignified gesture.

But … that responsibility is misplaced. A democratic nation gets the government it deserves. (Well, that’s how it should be.) The responsibility lies with you and me, the electorate.

Now we will be governed by an unholy conjugation of two parties, neither of which had my vote. (Fertility for this union might involve IVF.) These parties are led by power-hungry and inexperienced individuals who have done a mutually beneficial deal. Doing a deal involves compromise, details of which I am anxious to learn. In this scenario, I suspect conspiracy!

Yes, Messrs Clegg and Cameron, I want electoral reform. If we had PR neither of you would be where you are tonight.

My Queen, God bless her, could have said, “We are not amused. Go away and don’t come back until my people are clear about by whom they want to be ruled!”

If she were to continue, “Meanwhile, ONE rules!” - that would have my vote.

May I kiss one's hand, ma’am?