US Presidential Election, 2008.

Thank the US populace that this election didn't have to be settled by the questionable deliberations of a biased Florida judge!


Many congratulations, Senator (President-elect) Obama.

Now do your job and make a difference.

As you traverse the great abyss of inequality, may your journey be carbon-neutral.

Walk upon water like I know you can.

Carpe diem, Barack.

Do these things, and I might learn to love you. (No tongues, now!)