Friday 30 April 2010

Notice by my front door ...


I MIGHT VOTE



My guts are to vote LABOUR, but what’s the point in this area?

I might (tactically) vote LIB DEM.

I rather like the idea of GREEN.



I certainly will NOT vote TORY.



My doorbell is programmed to inflict immediate and terminal electrocution of representatives of UKIP and BNP!

I am NOT open to persuasion on the doorstep.



CANVASSERS NEED NOT CALL!

2 comments:

Parkingspaceman said...

The thought of a Con-LibDem coalition reminds me of the Spitting Image puppets for David Owen (large, patronising) and David Steele (pocket-sized, fawning). What's the betting Clegg & the LDs will get shafted?

If you have someone over a barrel and you still don't get what you most want out of them, you're an idiot, aren't you?

Anonymous said...

If 'shafted' means what I think, negotiations are closed!