Now I have two feet and legs.
(Digits will be replaced/added later.)
I have begun work on the underbelly:
I think I will have to seriously consider the centre of gravity of this artistic work.
I will also need to go and buy some glue.
"Two more packs of Swan Vestas matches, please ... and a tube of UHU!"
A retired purveyor of electric light bulbs who now has too much time on his hands!
Showing posts with label swan vestas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swan vestas. Show all posts
Friday, 15 July 2011
Work in progress #2
Now, about that 3-dimensional swan:
I have made a start with one foot.
Three toes point forwards, one backwards.
I believe there should be a fifth digit, (perhaps vestigial,) somewhere higher up the limb that remains to be constructed.
The other foot should be easy.
Now I am petrified!
Must go to the shops now; I've run out of matches.
I have made a start with one foot.
I believe there should be a fifth digit, (perhaps vestigial,) somewhere higher up the limb that remains to be constructed.
The other foot should be easy.
I will enrol for a course in avian anatomy tomorrow.
I googled for an image of the real thing:
These birds can break an arm with one swipe of their wing.
I was very frightened, so I searched again and found this:
Must go to the shops now; I've run out of matches.
Wednesday, 13 July 2011
Work in progress #1
I seem to have acquired a considerable collection of empty match boxes.
I was wondering how to use them creatively.
Here's my first attempt ...
I was wondering how to use them creatively.
Here's my first attempt ...
I AM A SWAN!!!
Eventually I hope to make this three-dimensional, but I will have to burn a few more matches first.
Sunday, 22 August 2010
About Swan Vestas matches ...
I wonder if anyone else has made this observation ...
Swan Vestas matches aren't what they used to be!
Swan Vestas matches aren't what they used to be!
1. They scatter sparks in unpredictable directions causing tale-telling burn marks, (as evidence of your disgusting habit,) in whatever clothing you are wearing.
2. "Average contents - 85." I have never counted them but, by the time you've ignited 32, the striking surface on the box has worn out!
I think I'll chop off the ends, discard the box, and take up matchstick modelling ...
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