Tuesday 7 December 2010

How to beat terrorist insurgents ...

"Archers!"
"Cavalry!!"
"Infantry!!!"

"Errr ... send in the rest!"

[Aside to CIC, "Oh dear, Sir, it's not going well."]

Junior Corporal/Drummer-boy apologetically tugs CIC's tunic and cries:

"Pipes!!!"

CIC says, "Good idea, boy!"
"You lead them, MacTavish ..."



AAAAAARGH!!!

3 comments:

Jane said...

Was it the porridge-guns or was it the sporrans?

Parkingspaceman said...

I commend the 'devils in skirts', as portrayed in the fine moving picture "Carry On Up the Khyber", to you. That's the stuff to give the troops!

The City Folk Club said...

Wrong sort of pipes, PSM!